A top Chinese academic is fired after it emerges he faked research into computer chips that aimed at ending the nation's reliance on foreign suppliers.

A samurai must stop evil creatures from the 8th dimension (all named John) who are trying to conquer our dimension. He is helped by a dead ringer for his ex-wife, and some good extra-dimensional beings who look and talk like they are from Jamaica.

A young girl, turned into an old granny by a witch, gets a job as a housekeeper in a moving castle owned by a young wizard who is trying to stop a terrible war.

Killer school girls throw tip-poisoned darts coming out of their vaginas.